Due to the onslaught of anti-free-speech laws
(the CDA was only the beginning)
that our technologicaly illiterate congress insists on passing,
I have been forced to restrict access
to my archive of sensitive material and pictures that might be perceived as being for adults only. You must now certify that you are over the
age of 18 under penalty of perjury.
I've written a java age detector to make sure that you actually are over 18. It takes the personal information you entered in your preferences and compares
it against a government database.